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The Midweek Motivator – Lighten Up!

Master Class programming architect and good friend George Johns sent me the following unnerving update that seemed imperative for sharing. Try not to be too alarmed!  

My neighbor just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 

CEO’s are now forced to play Miniature Golf. 

Exxon Mobile just laid-off 25 Congressmen. 

I saw a Mormon with just one wife. 

McDonalds just started selling the “Quarter Ouncer.” 

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America! 

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names. 

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico. 

A picture is now worth 200 words. 

When Bill and Hillary travel together they now have to share a room. 

Las Vegas’ Treasure Island Casino is now managed by Somali Pirates. 

Last night I was so depressed about it all, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I might be suicidal, they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck! 

This too shall pass.